Not "optimize my site someday" — your site got dramatically slower and something specific caused it. We find that something.
🚨 Book My Same-Day Fix — $29In the service list, pick "Something else / not sure". Flat fee: $197–$397. Final price confirmed on your diagnostic call. No hourly billing. No surprises.
Not sure which one? Pick the closest — your technician confirms it on the call, and the price is set by what it actually turns out to be.
We text you the moment your diagnostic is booked, then call this number.
The fix price is quoted on that call, before any work starts. The $29.00 comes off it.
No fix, no fee. Full refund if we can't reach you, or if it turns out to be something we can't fix. Refund policy.
Your diagnostic is reserved. Keep your phone nearby; the call comes from a number you won't recognise.
"Suddenly slow" is different from "always been slowish" — a sudden change has a specific trigger: a runaway plugin update, a bot flood hammering search or login pages, cryptomining malware stealing your CPU, a database table that hit a size threshold, or a host quietly moving you to an oversold server. That specificity is good news: find the trigger, undo it, and speed returns — no month-long "optimization project" required. We profile where the time actually goes (server? database? one plugin? external scripts?) and fix the culprit the same day.
The exact fix steps for this problem.
Flat fee, never hourly
The price is agreed before we touch anything. No meter, no surprise invoice.
$29 back if we can't start
Can't start today, or you cancel before work begins? Full refund.
No fix, no fee
If we can't solve it, you don't pay for it. We only take jobs we can finish.
Credentials handled safely
Secure one-time link, never email. Rotated and documented when we're done.
Care plans from $99/mo — daily backups, updates, uptime + malware monitoring. Rescue clients get their first month 50% off.
See care plansTypical agency emergency work is billed hourly at $150–$250/hr. You get a flat quote on the call instead — and the $29 comes off it. Reserve today's slot for $29 USD — credited toward the fix, refunded in full if we can't start today or you cancel before work begins.
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